--==>>  THE COMPILED SMILEY (AND OTHER 1-LINE SYMBOLS) LIST  <<==--

                         Total smiley count:  1116

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:)              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		Happy
		midget smiley
		Cheshire cat smile
		happy
		salamander
		User is a midget
		Smilie without a nose

:-)             Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		 or 
		Your basic smiley
		ha ha
		Comedy
		Willie Shoemaker
		"We are all, each of us, alone"
		happy
		humorous
		smiley standard
		the normal smiling face
		User is an orator
		Happy user

:>              Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
		midget smiley
		hmm, let me think...
		User is a midget

;)              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
		midget Wink
		winking

;-)             Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
		Wink (or wink and a smile)
		winking smiley
		"If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
		a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
		beaten up
		could be pirate smiling face??
		crying with happiness
		getting fresh
		sardonic incredulity
		smiling face gets his lights punched out
		User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark

;>              Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
		midget Wink

B-)             Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
		Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
		message from Batman
		User wears horn-rimmed glasses
		horn-rims
		"Holy trichinosis!"
		"I pray daily for death"
		"Let's do the beach, man!"
		User is ready for the beach

8-)             Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
		Smile with glasses
		Smiling and wearing glasses
		wide-eyed look
		User is wearing sunglasses
		smiley swimmer
		smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
		"I was the second gunman"
		excited
		Bug-eyed smilie

:D              Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
		Laughter

:-D             Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
		big mouth
		User is laughing (at you!)
		big smile
		said with a smile
		talking too much
		User is a blabber mouth
		Laugh-happy user

:-o             "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
		User singing national anthem
		Uh oh!
		Surprise
		"Oh, the humanity!"
		Mr. Bill
		Wow!
		shocked
		yawn

:-(             Sad or disappointed face
		Unhappy
		Frowning smilie.
		boo hoo
		Drama
		"I will start with those you love most"
		has read too many 'smiley' articles
		mad
		sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
		un-smiley
		Displeasure
		Sad user

:-P             Tongue stuck out
		Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
		Nyahhhh!
		nyah nyah
		"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
		has a secret to tell you
		telling secrets
		tongue hanging out in anticipation
		User is wanting to lick your neck

:-J             Tongue in cheek
		Tongue-in-cheek comments

:-#             Message concerning something that shouldn't have been said
		Censored
		User wears braces
		braces
		my lips are sealed
		mouth zipped
		punched in the mouth

:-$             Message indicating person is ill
		put your money where your mouth is
		smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
		"These braces sure do hurt!"
		mouth wired shut
		sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
		uncertainty
		Jewish user

:-&             Message indicating person is angry
		User is tongue tied.
		smiley which is tongue-tied
		Perplexed
		User eating spaghetti

:-*             Kiss...
		Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
		User just ate a sour pickle
		User just ate something sour
		smiley after eating something bitter
		after eating something bitter or sour

:-x             Kiss kiss
		"my lips are sealed" smiley
		"my lips are sealed"
		not telling any secrets
		user kissing

:-(=)           Message from a person with big teeth.
		Message about people with big teeth
		bucktooth smiley
		big teeth

<:-)            Dumb questions
		For dumb questions
		User is Vietnamese peasant
		Hero user

|-(             Late night messages
		Nightmare.
		smiley lost his contact lenses
		asleep with nightmares
		yawn

:^)             From a person with a large nose
		Messages teasing people about their noses
		User has a broken nose
		smiley with pointy nose (righty)
		smiley with a personality
		3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
		broken nose

:*)             Clowning around
		Smile with moustache
		I'm drunk
		User is drunk
		Ed McMahon
		drunk smiling face
		everyman
		Smilie with the nose of a clown
		
:-{#}           From a person with braces
		Messages teasing people about their braces
		User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces

&:-)            From a person with curly hair
		Messages from people with curly hair
		curly hair
		User is Guinan

@:-)            From a person with wavy hair
		User is wearing a turban
		smiley wearing a turban
		Indian (East)

#:-)            From a person with matted hair
		done by someone with sort of matted hair
		"Everything you know is wrong"
		for people whose hair is in a mess
		User has a crewcut
		Smilie with a fur hat

O:-)            Angel
		for those innocent souls
		angel smiley
		acting very innocent (halo)
		with halo

C=:-)           Chef
		User is a chef
		chef smiley
		Galloping Gourmet

;-)}      Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)

:-) )-:         Masking theatrical comments

:-|K-           Formal message.
		User is formally attired

<:>==           A turkey
		A turkey emoticon

...---...       S.O.S.

O­O             A guy is mooning you

O:O             A girl is mooning you

@*&$!%          You know what that means...

2B|^2B          Message about Shakespeare
		"Forty Seconal should suffice"

(O--<           A fishy message...
		User suspects something fishy is going on

@}->--          A rose.

@>+-+--         A rose.

@>-->--         A rose.

@}-,-'--        A rose.

@}-;--`---      A rose.

@>--->----      A rose.

@}--;---`----   A rose.

@}`,----------  A rose.

@}-^---,------  A rose.

@}-->---->----  A rose.

@}--)----)----  A rose.

@)--`---,-----  A rose.

@}--<---<-----  A rose.

@}--`----,----  A rose.

@}----`----^--  A rose.

@(---`--`------ A rose.

@},`----------- A rose.

@}--,--`------- A rose.

(-_-)           Secret smile
		User is happy (sideways)

(.)(.)          Ms. Dos
		User has big boobs

()x()         Ms. Dos with "Cross Your Heart" Bra

:/)             Not funny

:-)))           reeeel happy, big smile
		I'm overweight
		William Conrad

:->             Alternate happy face
		User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
		hey hey
		sarcastic smiley
		biting sarcastic face
		deformed lips
		happy
		yet another smiley
		Smug
		User just made a really devilish remark

:-c             Real unhappy
		bummed out smiley

:-C             Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
		User is really bummed
		real unhappy smiley
		Dracula user

:-<             Forlorn
		real sad smiley
		walrus smiley
		frowning
		moustache
		amazed

;-C             Sardonic incredulity

:-}             Crooked Smile
		smiley variation on a theme
		beard
		"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
		fiendish grin
		lipstick
		normal smiling face with pretty lips
		wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
		User has had a little too much to drink
		Smilie with a curly smile
		User happy Matthew

:-i             Semi-Smiley
		User is half smiling
		Smoking

:-7             User after a wry statement
		User just made a wry statement
		smiley after a wry statement
		smirking smiley
		smokes a pipe
		talking out of side of mouth
		wry face

(@ @)           You're kidding!

:-"             Pursing lips
		whistling smiley
		heavy smoker

:-v             Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
		talking head smiley
		speaking

:-V             Shout
		shouting smiley

:-O             Shout
		uh oh
		talkaktive smiley 
		Mr. Bill
		Wow!
		birth
		ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
		yelling
		Shocked user

:-w             Speak with forked tongue

:-W             Shout with forked tongue
		speak with forked tongue

:-r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		smiley raspberry
		sticking tongue out

:-f             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		sticking tongue out

:-p             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
		smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-1             Smirks
		smiley bland face
		bland face

:-,             Smirks
		"Hmmmm."
		smirking

<:-O            Eeek!
		User just saw a mouse, Eeek!

:-T             keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
		keeping a straight face

:-y             Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
		said with a smile

:-|             Disgusted
		man playing an harmonica
		"have an ordinary day" smiley
		User is having an ordinary day
		grim
		no expression
		no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
		Dead face

:'-(            Shedding a tear
		User is crying
		crying

:~-(            Shedding a tear
		crying

:~(~~~          crying

:-)....         drool

:-)~~~          another drool

|-)             getting tired
		A good dream!  Or a face looking into bright sunlight. 
		Lt. LaForge 
		Data
		hee hee
		Chinese
		Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
		asleep (boredom)
		Nip user

:~)             yummee - lick lips
		Peter Ubberoth
		needs a nosejob
		pointy nose (righty)
		smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
		ugly nose

:-?             Licking your lips
		User smokes a pipe
		smilely smoking a pipe
		smoking a pipe
		tongue in cheek
		User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult

:-8             Talking out both sides of your mouth

o=              A burning candle for flames

-=              A doused candle to end a flame

8               Infinity

.-)             User has one eye
		User is Sammy Davis, Jr.

:-:             User is mutant
		mutant smiley
		mutant
		toothless
		
		The invisible smilie
		smiley invisible man
		ghost smiley in invisible state

:<)             For those with hairy lips
		User is from an Ivy League School
		User is a blabber mouth

:^{             For those with mustaches

8*)             Smile with glasses and moustache
		glasses and a moustache

B*)             Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses! 

:<)=            For those with beards too

:-=)            Older user with mustache
		older smiley with mustache
		Adolph Hitler

:-#|            User with bushy mustache
		smiley face with bushy mustache
		bushy mustache

::-)            User wears glasses
		User wears normal glasses
		User has four eyes

8:-)            Glasses on forehead
		from a little girl
		User is a little girl
		little girl smiley

B-|             User is wearing cheap sunglasses
		cheap sunglasses

P-)             Pirate
		Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
		getting fresh

:-{             Count Dracula
		smiley variation on a theme
		mustache
		User sad Matthew

=|:-)=          Uncle Sam
		Abe Lincoln

7:)             Ronald Reagan
		
:~i             Smoking

:~j             Smoking and smiling

:/i             No smoking

:-I             Indifferent smilie.
		hmm
		indifferent
		thinking
		Poker face
		It's something, but I don't know what...
		User without a sense of humor

:-B             Drooling (or overbite)
		User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
		Buttmouth user

):-) :-) :-)    Loud guffaw

(:-)            Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
		Captain Picard 
		smiley big-face
		"I never sang for my grandfather"
		big-face
		no hair
		surprised
		User is bald
		wearing bicycle helmet
		Smilie wearing skull cap

@=              Warning about nuclear war
		User is pro-nuclear war
		"Kafka was a momma's boy"
		flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows

OO              Headlights on msg

:_)             I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
		User's nose is sliding off of his face
		after a fight where his nose was smashed in
		Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC)
		
#:-o            "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
		"Jesus built my hotrod"        
		smiley done by someone with matted hair

(:-$            Message indicating person is ill
		ill
		ill-informed about the Renaissance

(:-&            Message indicating person is angry
		Rosicrucian
		angry

(:-(            Message indicating person is VERY sad
		unsmiley frowning
		very unhappy smiley
		the saddest smiley
		Sting
		frowning

(:^(            Message concerning people with broken noses
		Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
		broken nose

(:<)            Message concerning blabber mouths
		Rastafari
		blabber mouth

?-(             Message about people with a black eye
		black eye

*:*             Message about fuzzy things
		fuzzy

*:**            Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
		fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache

%-)             Message about people with broken glasses
		User is cross-eyed
		User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
		Elephant man
		after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
		broken glasses
		drunk with laughter
		long bangs

+<:-|           Message from a monk/nun

{0-)            Message from cyclops
		hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling

(:-|K-          Formal message.
		formally attired

@%&$%&          You know what that means
		N.W.A. fan
		User is swearing up a storm

||*(            Handshake offered (giving)

||*)            Handshake accepted (taking)

<&&>            Message concerning rubber chickens

>< ><           Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks

<{:-)}          Message in a bottle
		in a bottle

<:-)<<|         Message from a space rocket
		in a space rocket

(:-...          Heart-breaking message
		heart-broken

<<<<(:-)        Message from a hat sales-man

(:>-<           Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)

:-)            Devil
		Nasty user

>;-)            Devilish Wink

:-)##           Guy with a Beard

@:-)##          Guruka Singh Khalsa

&:-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

&8-]            Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw

@@B-)           Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses

(8-}            Percy Dovetonsils

>-)             Oriental Smiling Face

&B-]}     Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.

O!O             a MALE moon

O^O             a FEMALE moon

;|8-)           Hagar caught lying

7:^]            I resemble Ronald Reagan
		Ronald Reagan

*<|:-)          I'm Santa Claus
		Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

)-:|<*          Sanity Clause

[:-)            I'm wearing a walkman
		smiley wearing a walkman
		listening to walkman
		User has a flattop
		Frankenstein user

d:-)            I'm a Braves fan
		message about baseball
		baseball smiley
		baseball player
		Smilie with a cap

:-\             Popeye smiling face
		undecided smiley
		User is VERY sad
		Thinking

;-\             Popeye gets his lights punched out
		Popeye beaten up

:-s             User after a BIZARRE comment
		smiley after a BIZARRE comment

-:-)            User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
		User is a punk rocker
		has mohawk

:%)%            User has acne

:n)             User with funny-looking right nose
		smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)             User with funny-looking left nose
		smiley with funny-looking left nose

'-)             User only has a left eye, which is closed
		winking smiley
		one eyed man

(-:             User is left-handed
		Australian
		Don Ellis from Tektronix
		left-handed

(-)             User needs a haircut

(:I             Egghead
		User is an egghead

{:-)            Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
		Kirk 
		User wears a toupee
		smiley wears a toupee
		new hair style
		
+:-)            Smiley priest
		priest smiley
		priest

=:-)            Smiley punk-rocker
		from a hosehead
		smiley is a punk
		punk rocker

%-^             User is Picasso
		Picasso
		User was painted by Picaso

@:I             Turban

(><)            Anally retentive

:-!             Foot in mouth
		smiley bland face
		bland face
		Malcom McUser

#-)             partied all night
		Lt. LaForge 

:-(*)           about to vomit
		that comment made me sick
		sick of netnews articles, about to vomit

%-\             hungover

:-)8            well dressed
		man with bowtie

:-)-{8          from a big girl

:x(             habe a code in by dose

8:]             from a gorilla
		gorilla

(:)-)           scuba diver
		likes to scuba dive
		scuba diving

(-:|:-)         Siamese twins

{:V             sounds like a duck

%+{             from the loser of a fight
		lost a fight

d :-)           hats off to your great idea

q:-)            for those who wear their caps backwards
		wearing baseball cap backwards
		User is a baseball player

>:-|            Spock

:-/             McCoy
		User is skeptical
		lefty undecided smiley
		Retarded user

:-{)}           Commander Riker

<>:{(}          Lt. Worf 

**:-)           Counsellor Troi

])              Lt. LaForge 

[:-|            Data

{(:-)           I am William Shatner
		wearing toupee

} (:-(          I am William Shatner in a high wind

8(:-)           Zippy
		Mickey Mouse
		Mousketeer
		Walt Disney

******:-)       Marge Simpson

^^              happiness (Japanese symbol)

^^;             embarrasment (Japanese symbol)

;;              sadness (Japanese symbol)

--              when it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)

>:->            User just made a really devilish remark.
		devilish smiley
		devilish

>;->            Winky and devil combined.
		a very lewd remark was just made

[:]             User is a robot
		robot smiley
		robot

B:-)            Sunglasses on head
		User has glasses on forehead

:-)-8           User is a Big girl (partial body)

:-{)            User has a mustache
		moustache
		normal smiling face with a moustache

:-{}            User wears lipstick
		smiley wears lipstick
		heavy lipstick

}:-(            Toupee in an updraft
		bull headed

:-[             User is a Vampire
		un-smiley blockhead
		vampire smiley
		biting criticism
		blockhead
		pouting
		sarcastic
		Count Dracula
		
:-E             Bucktoothed vampire
		has major dental problems

:-F             Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-)~            User drools
		drooling

:-~)            User has a cold

:'-)            User is so happy, s/he is crying
		crying with happiness

:-@             User is screaming
		smiley face screaming
		User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
		beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
		extremely angry
		swearing
		User about to barf

:v)             User has a broken nose
		left-pointing nose smiley
		left-pointing broken nose

-:-(            punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)             User has two noses
		orangutan smiley

+-:-)           User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
		priest

`:-)            shaved his right eyebrow off this morning

,:-)            David Ogden Stiers' toupee
		shaved his left eyebrow off this morning

|-I             User is asleep
		sleeping

|-O             User is yawning/snoring
		Birth
		bored
		User is bored by the article you submitted

:-Q             User is a smoker
		smoker
		smoking smiley
		User smoking a bud

O-)             message from cyclops
		smiley after smoking a banana
		Megaton Man, on patrol!
		scuba diver
		arc-welder

O :-)           User is an angel (at heart, at least)
		Angel

:-S             User just made an incoherent statement
		what you say makes no sense
		Sick smilie

:-X             User's lips are sealed
		bow tie
		a big wet kiss
		User with taped-up mouth

<|-)            User is Chinese

<|-(            User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes

*<:-)           User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
		Santa Claus
		Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)

(8-o            It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)            It's Bozo the Clown!
		User is a bozo

3:]             Pet smilie

3:[             Mean Pet smilie
		pit bull smiley

d8=             Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-)           User is a Ham radio operator

:-9             User is licking his/her lips
		smiley licking it's lips

%-6             User is braindead

<:-I            User is a dunce

K:P             User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

:-0             No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
		orator
		smiley orator
		user can't find shift key

..-)            User only has one eye

,-)             User only has one eye
		winking happy smiley
		one eye ... and winking

X-(             User just died
		net.suicide
		you are brain dead
		Dead user

8 :-)           User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))       Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
			updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:]              Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)              Variation on a theme

:}              What should we call these? (what?)

:@              what?

:I              Hmmm...
		Hmmm, not funny!

:(              Sad
		sad-turtle smiley
		frowning

:[              Real Downer

:<              midget unsmiley
		what pretences!

:{              oh boy, the headmaster!

:O              Yelling

:C              what?

:Q              smoking

:,(             Crying
		crying smiley

[]              Hugs

:*              Kisses

|I              Asleep

|^o             Snoring

:-`             smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
		spitting out chewing tobacco

:-%             smiley banker
		banker
		bearded
		talking out of both sides of mouth

:-6             smiley after eating something sour
		smiley after eating something spicy

):-)            smiley big-face
		impish smiley

):-(            unsmiley big-face
		nordic smiley

)8-)            scuba smiley big-face

=:-(            real punks never smile
		punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

:-q             smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
		trying to touch tongue to nose

:-e             disappointed smiley
		disappointed

:-t             cross smiley
		pouting smiley

:-]             smiley blockhead
		biting sarcasm
		blockhead
		sarcastic
		Smilie with straight smile
		Obnoxious user

}:-)            hair parted in the middle in an updraft
		wearing toupee in an updraft

:-a             lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-d             lefty smiley razzing you
		said with a smile
		User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt

g-)             wearing pince-nez glasses

:-j             left smiling smilely
		User has a crooked smile
		Smoking and smiling

:-k             User is biting his/her lip

:-l             yet another smiley
		User is almost smiling

:-z             yet another cross smiley

:-b             left-pointing tongue smiley
		"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
		User is sticking out tongue

.-]             one-eyed smilely

,-}             wry and winking

0-)             smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
		Cyclops
		arc-welder
		scuba diver
		User wears a scuba mask
		Happy invader from Mars

}:^#})          mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
			with a double-chin

|-D             ho ho
		Laughing out loud, HO HO

~~:-(           net.flame

O |-)           net.religion

8 :-I           net.unix-wizards

E-:-I           net.ham-radio

>:-I            net.startrek

3:o[            net.pets

|-P             yuk
		reaction to unusually ugly C code

<:I             dunce

:-8(            condescending stare

>:-<            mad

8-|             Suspense
		eyes wide with surprise

:-              Male
		prolog programmer

>-              Female

8-#             Death
		dead smiley
		User is dead

8-O             "Omigod!!"
		took too many nodoz to work on thesis
		User just before doubling over with pain

;-(             crying smiley
		'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your 
			lights out'
		beaten up
		sad face gets his lights punched out
		sad or mad and got beat up

;^)             smirking smiley

:-)8<           big girl smiley

:-}X            bow tie-wearing smiley

<:-l            dunce smiley

>:-l            klingon smiley

@:-}            smiley just back from the hairdresser

X:-)            little kid with a propeller beanie
		User is Aunt Jemima

l^o             hepcat smiley

}:^#)           pointy nosed smiley

:-3             handlebar mustache smiley

: =             beaver smiley

P-(             pirate smiley

:8)             pigish smiley
		pig

:/\)            extremely bignosed smiley

([(             Robocop

&-l             that made me cry

l-O             smiley is yawning

l:-O            flattop loudmouth smiley

$-)             yuppie smiley
		Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
		won big at Las Vegas
		won the lottery

:----}          you lie like pinnochio

8<:-)           smiley is a wizard

:#)             drunk smiley

H-)             cross-eyed smiley
		User is Geordie LaForge

]-I             smiley wearing sunglasses

V^J             smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)

+-(             smiley, shot between the eyes

~:-P            smiley, thinking and steaming 
		having only one single hair

`'              cat's eyes in the night

L-P             totally scrambled smiley

BI              a frog

 -(             always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser 
			burn-in room 
		User with gouged-out eyes

!-(             black eye

!-|             "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
			and-forth." 
		Popeye User

!.'v            (profile) flat top

!|:-( )         being brained by a baseball bat

#(,'%/)         slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair

#:o+=           Betty Boop

$$              for academic jobs

$$$             for industrial jobs

$$$$            for people starting up their own company

%               for bike accidents

%')             after drinking a fifth for lunch

%*@:-(          hung over

%*}             very drunk

%-(             confusion

%-(I)           laughing out loud

%-           drunk with laughter

%-{             sad variation

%-|             been working all night

%-}             humor variation

%-~             Picasso
		User was painted by Picaso

%\v             Picasso
		User was painted by Picaso

&-|             tearful

&.(..           crying

':-)            accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
		one eyebrow

'~;E            unspecified 4-legged critter
      
      (         unhappy Cheshire cat

(!)             reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football

($)             speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC

()              reference to football

(,'%/)          slept too long on one side

(-.-)Zzz...     sleeping (sideways)

(-::-)          Siamese twins

(-E:            wearing bifocals

(-o-)           Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")

(00)            mooning you

(8-)            wears glasses

(8-{)}          glasses, moustache and a beard

(:  (=|         wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(:+)            big nose

(:-             unsmiley frowning

(:-#            I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
		said something he shouldn't have

(:-*            kissing

(:-D            blabber mouth

(:-I            egghead

(:-\            VERY sad

(:-{~           bearded

(:=)            TWO noses (?)

(H f            Robocop in a hydraulic press

(V)=|           pacman champion

(X0||)          double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(^^)y-~~~       smoking (sideways)

(x)             reference to Vanderbilt football

(|-|   F        Robocop

(}-8]           left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

)               Cheshire cat

*!#*!^*&:-)     a schizophrenic

**              for winter sports generally

**-(            too many shocks

*-(             Cyclops got poked in the eye

*-)             shot dead
		User was shot for the last posting

*8-)            Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)

*<.'v           (profile) wearing snow cap

*<8-)X          party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<|:-))         Santa Claus

*L*             User is blotto (sideways)

*|              for "oh what a beautiful sunset"
		User is commenting on the sunset

+-(:-)          Religious leader
		the Pope

+<.'v           (profile) knight

+<:-)           "Peace be upon you, my children..."
		User is a bishop

+<||-)          knight

+O:-)           the Pope

,.'v            (profile) has short hair

-               Helen Keller

-  @=           messages about nuclear war

- -:-(          punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

- -:-)          punk rocker

 -)             Jose Feliciano

---...          SOS (variant)

---...---       SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)

-/-             stirring up trouble

-:)             has mohawk

-=#:-)          wizard

->-             for airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X         Zippy the Pinhead

'!              (profile) grim

'"              (profile) pursing lips

'J              (profile) smiling

'P              (profile) sticking tongue out

'T              (profile) keeping a straight face

'U              (profile) yawning

'V              (profile) shouting

'Y              (profile) whistling

'\              (profile) frowning

'r              (profile) sticking tongue out

'v              (profile) talking

'w              (profile) speaking with forked tongue

-(              always should wear safety glasses

-]              one eye

.---...         ABBA fan
		SOS

...(            Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life

\/              duck variation

^v              (profile) pointy nose

_)              suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every 
			ten minutes now)
		suffering from Lorentz contractions

/8^{~           User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/:-|            Mr. Spock

/;-)            has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

/\              for camping and backpacking

0-(             scuba diver with a broken mask

0:-)            angel

3  :-)          Bart Simpson

3:*>            Rudolph the reindeer

3:-o            cow

4:-)            George Washington

5:-)            Elvis Presley

6\/)            elephant

7:-)            Fred Flintstone

8)              frog

8-*             just ate a hot pepper

8-O  --*        just before doubling over with pain

8-P             reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee

8-S             sees all evil

8-]             "wow, maaan"
		User is FDR

8-o             Mr. Bill

8:)             pig

8=:-)           Galloping Gourmet
		chef

8P              bullfrog in mating season

8^              chicken

8_)             don't get your nose out of joint
		User has his nose out of joint

8b              bullfrog in mating season

: )             leper

:###)           Jimmy Durante

:$)             Donald Trump

:%)             an accountant

:'(             crying

:'O             Bob Hope

:'}             Richard Nixon

:(=)            Jimmy Carter

:+(             punched nose, hurt

:+)             Carl Friedrich Gauss 
		User has big nose

:-'             smoker

:-'|            has a cold

:-(  )          You backed your car over my toe

:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell

:-()            User has stubbed toe
		Negro user

:-(0)           yelling

:-(>~           "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."

:-(O)           yelling

:-)   ,         outie belly button

:-)   .         innie belly button

:-)   8         Dolly Parton

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...         manic depressive

:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce

:-) :-) :-)     loud guffaw

:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine

:-)!!!          Sam Kinnison

:-)'            drooling

:-))            double chin

:-)*            speaks Esperanto
		User is man with a bowtie

:-)--           98-pound weakling (showing partial body)

:-)-O           smiling doctor with stethoscope

:-)==           Arnold Schwarzenegger

:-)X            wearing a bowtie
		Sen. Paul Simon

:-)}            has goatee/beard

:--)            Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)

:------------)  big liar

:-.)            Madonna
		Marilyn Monroe

:->X==|         smiley formalware

:-G-            smoking cigarettes

:-M             speaking no evil

:-O>-o          smiley American tourist

:-Q~            smoking

:-R             has the flu

:-Y             a quiet aside

:-bill          Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest

:-d~            smokes heavily

:-p~            smokes heavily

:-{  -__-:      after slamming the toilet seat

:-{~            has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch

:-| :-|         deja' vu

:-||            angry

:/7)            Cyrano de Bergerac

:3-<            dog

::=))           double vision or needs new shocks

:<()            African tribesman

:<=             walrus

:<|             attends an Ivy League school

:= |            Baboon

:=8)            baboon

:>)             big nose

:?)             philosopher

:@)             pig
		Smilie with a pig nose

:P              sticking out tongue

:Q)             John Q. Public

:Ui             smoking

:Uj             smoking and smiling

:V              woodpecker

:V)             woodpecker

:X              lips are sealed

:X)             hearing no evil

:^(             has had his nose put out of joint
		User has a broken nose

:^D             "Great! I like it!"

:^{)>           moustache and beard

:b              sticking out tongue

:c)             big nose variant

:c<             big nose variant

:d              stick out your tongue

:o)             Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)

:q              vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"

:~(             nose put out of joint

:~-)            so happy, s/he is crying

:~/             really mixed up

;               Cheshire cat with gingivitis

;(              crying

;-?             wry tongue in cheek

;-D             a friendly, winking, laughing smile

;-|             beaten up but silent
		no expression face gets his lights punched out
		says nothing but still gets beat up

;-}             leer? (terminal dependent)
		User is wry and winking

;:-)            really bad toupee

;^?             punched out
		User was punched out for submitting sexist articles

<*:oDX          clown with bowtie and dunce

<:-(            disappointed
		dunce

<=              for messages about housing in the Snow Belt

<@:{(>X         mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie

<|-(=           Chinese and doesn't like this article
		Chinese and unhappy

<|-)=           Chinese
		Chinese with a beard

=):-)           Uncle Sam

=-O             the Enterprise

=-O *   *    *  the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes

=-O~~~          the Enterprise firing phasers

=.'v            (profile) has mohawk

=0==            Mexican on a railroad!

=8')            ???

=8->            a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself

=:-#}           punk rocker with a mustache
		smiley punk with a mustache

=:-H            football player

==#==           railroad crossings

===:[OO']>:===  has been railroaded

=====:}         snake

=^)             open minded smiley

=t==            Mexican run over by train

=|:-)           Abe Lincoln

>%)             Wile E. Coyote

>-<             absolutely livid!!

>->             china man

>-^);>          fish

>8o!...         Bugs Bunny with carrot

>:)             a little devil

>:*)            Bozo the Clown

>:-(            mad, annoyed
		sick and tired of reading this nonsense

>:-b            left-pointing tongue smiley

>:^(            headhunter (Amazon style)

>>-O->          General Custer

>[I             Television

>w              nose-thumbing gesture

>|(             Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."

>|->            Chinese

?:)             single curl of hair

@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means

@-(             "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!"

@-)             Cyclops
		Space... The Final Frontier
		seeing stars

@.'v            (profile) has curly hair

@l@             too many hours at terminal

B)              frog wearing sunglasses

B-(8            Sir Robin Day

B-D             "Serves you right, dummy!!"

B^)             hornrimmed glasses

C:#             football player

C:-)            large brain capacity

C=>8*)          devilish chef with glasses and a moustache

C=}>;*{O)        mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
			updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

C|:-=           Charlie Chaplin

EK(             Frankenstien

Ic:()           pygmy with bone in hair

L:-)            just graduated

M-)             sees no evil

M-),:X),:-M     sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

M.^.M           nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter

M:-)            saluting

O 8-)           the angelic halo look

O+              appropriate for women's messages, surely?

O-&-<           doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)

O-(==<          chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.

O-G-<           pointing to self (mini whole body)

O-S-<           in a hurry (mini whole body)

O-Z-<           in a big hurry (mini whole body)

O>-<|=          of interest to women

Q:-)            new graduate

R-)             broken glasses

[8-{)           bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

[:-]            square head

[:|]            robot (or other AI project)

[=              for messages about housing in Arizona

\.^./           lotus position, seen from above

\/\/\/\,8-O     really should fix frayed line cord on terminal

\:-)            french hat

\:^)            gumby smiley
		User is gumby

\o/             PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways)

]:-)            The Devil
		Smilie with a nurse hat

]:->            The Devil
		User is devilish

^(^             happy variation (sideways)

^)^  ^(^        two people talking (sideways)

^L^             happy (sideways)

^v^v^           mountains
		User is near the mountains

_:^)            American Indian

_\\//           Vulcan salute

__!             enough for now

__.             properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep

__/~`-'~\_/     line of thought isn't quite a line

__Q~`__         cat

_______         Wile E. Coyote under rock
		a He-Ne laser line
		student EEG on Saturday night

`-_-'           Have you hugged your wolf today?

`^J             smiley

d :-o           hats off to your great idea

d.'v            (profile) wearing hard hat

i-=<*** __.     CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<****** o-(==<       CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<***i        CAUTION: has flame thrower

o-)             Cyclops

o-<:-{{{        Santa

o/              raised hand

oO:-)***        Santa Claus

oo              "It's cold out"
		somebody's head-lights are on

oo-             puzzled, confused

pp#             cow (sideways)

pq`#'           bull (sideways)

r:-)            wearing ponytail

y:-)            bad toupee

{        :-)    Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

{8-}            grinning mischievously (or just charmingly)

{:-{)}          new hair style, mustache and beard

{:\/            sounds like a duck

{:^=(           Adolph Hitler

{=              for messages about housing

{{-}}}          refugee from the '60's

{}              'no comment'

|               for bike fleet messages

|)              salamander

|-<>            kissy face

|-{             "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

|:-)            heavy eyebrows
		User has the one eyebrow syndrome

|:-O            (no explanation given)

|:-|            excessively rigid

|:['            Groucho Marx

||              for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles

|~(             "Someone just busted my nose"
		User just had nose busted

}(:-(           wearing toupee in wind

}-)             a wry grin

}:-<            cat

}:~#})          mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley 
			with a double-chin

~:-(            net.flame
		User is being flamed
		User is particularly angry (steamed)

~\8-O           needs to fix frayed cord on terminal

~~\8-O          zapped by frayed cord on terminal

~~c___          beach

~~~8}           snake

~~~~8}          snake

~~~~:>          person in a transporter beam

~~~~>           photon

|-(     )       yawning smiley

|-(=   =)       yawning smiley from Vietnam

IIII8^)X        Cat in the Hat 

: .)            Cindy Crawford

((: =)X         Charlie Chaplin

: =)            Adolf Hitler

<+-< : )        Pope

C:\>            MS-DOS Programmer

^_^             Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)

;_;             Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)

@_@             Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)

(_o_)           Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)

~\\ (^o^) /~/~  Octopus (Japanese symbol)

(o|o)           Ultraman (Japanese symbol)

(Y)oYo(Y)       Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol)

*^_^*           Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)

^_^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

^^;;;           Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

|-|             User is asleep (boredom)

:-)x            User wears a bow tie

=:=|            User is a priest

*)              Mutant smiley

]B=8}           Dragon smiley
		User is a dragon

`@_____         User is writing about snail mail

`\=o-o=/'       User wears eye glasses

())=(           User is drinking wine

<0__/\__/\_     User is a worm

( o ) ( o )     User has big hooters

(o)(o)          User has big boobs

>[]I            User is watching television

:^X^C           User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn vi editor?"

(OO)            User is mooning you (sideways)

)*(             User is an asshole (sideways)

oo---oo-Bo      User is a truck driver

i-=<***         User is applying flame thrower

~~~c___         User is at the beach
 
 ,,,^..^,,,     User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)

~M`'~           User is camel (sideways)

`AR~            Baby elephant (sideways)

(^o^)           User is joyously singing (sideways)

(^.^)/          User is waving hello (sideways)

(;.;)/~         User is waving goodbye (sideways)

(>_<)           User is furrious (sideways)

(=_=)~          User is sleepy (sideways)

{{(>_<)}}       User is cold (sideways)

@L@             User has spent too many hours at terminal

` '             User is a cat (at night) (sideways)

(*_*)           User is in love (sideways)

($_$)           User is being greedy (sideways)

(x_x)           User is dead (sideways)

(u_u)           User is sleeping (sideways)

(OvO)           User is an owl (sideways)

(g_g)           User is sleepy

#!^~/           User is kissing and wears shades (profile)

*            User is happy (3/4 view)

/\/:/\          User is the Mummy

(Z(:^P          User is Napoleon

:-8p            User is Dizzy Gillespie" (puffed cheeks and trumpet)

IIIIII8^)X      User is The Cat in the Hat

`,`,`,`,`:|     User is a Mrs. Frankenstein

(:-O ==>        User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie)

=[8]-O          User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land

C8<]            User is Darth Vader

[:=I]           User is Frankenstein

(>:^F)          User is Count Dracula

=|B-{|###       User is from ZZ Top

(8=X            User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones)

(|-(            User is "Good Grief!"   User is (Charlie Brown?)

(|-|  F         User is Robocop

*:O)            User is Bozo the Clown

*<|:-)>         User is Santa Claus

3:-)            User is Bart Simpson
		User has curly hair

7:^)            User is Ronald Reagan

7:u)            User is Fred Flintstone

:##)            User is Jimmy Durante

:-)  8          User is Dolly Parton (partial body)

;-p             User is Popeye

]:-)}           User is the Devil

]B-)            User is Batman

C|:-=)          User is Charlie Chaplin

(:-|            User is Captain Jean Luc Picard

}}:-(           User is Worf

=:)             User is a bunny 

=:x             User is a bunny

{:<>            User is Daffy Duck

>>>>>:============      User is a vegetable (asparagus)

(:=             User is a beaver

:=8|            User is a baboon

>:-3=           User is Bugs Bunny

(:<>            User is a duck

:8]             User is a gorilla

.\/             User is a duck (profile)

#B<>            User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.
   
   )            User is the Cheshire cat

(:-) :   8-     User is a male

{:-} 8   >      User is a female

(:-) : ==8      User is a male on the make
 
:-o : ^^:       User is a male after zipping up fly too fast

{:-} 8   X      User is a female wearing chastity belt

$:-) :   8-     User is a male prostitute

$:-} B   >      User is a female prostitute

(8-( :  -8      User is a masked rapist

(:-)     ?      User is having a sex change

(:-) :   8===   User is John Holmes

*:-} 8   8-     User is a transvestite

[:-) 8   >      User is a gay female (butch)

{:-( :   >      User is a female with small breasts

*:-} :   8-     User is a gay male (fem)
 
:-( :   :~      User is an impotent male
 
:-) : , 8-      User has an outie belly button
 
:-) :   8-^-    User is in need of some corrective surgery
 
:-) :   8-...   User is taking a leak
 
:-\ :   8o      User after a cold shower

{:-| 8( )>      User is a pregnant female
 
:-} : =M8       User is taking matters into his own hand

>:-( 8   >      User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists

{:-) 8   >   <  User is a mermaid.

{:-) 8   >d-:   Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)

@O=E<=          User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater (mini whole body)

B-)-[<          User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body)

O>--<           User is dead on pavement  (mini whole body)

o>8<|=          User is writing messages about interesting women (mini whole body)

oO:)&           User is a grandmother

*-=|8-D         User is a clown

#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||       User is a totem pole

>[:^)           User watches too much TV

[]:-{o          User is a Barbershop quartet singer

<*(:-?          User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer

::-b|d-::       User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror

(P-|            User is a Borg

X^o             User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms

K%*}            User is very drunk with lampshade on head

{-)             User is needs a haircut

(:-)>+          User is a Monk

:-...           User is heart-broken

(:-)}           User is bald and bearded

(D:-]           User is a General

*!#*!^*&~ >:-(  User is very angry after losing hours of work

*(H-)           User is a downhill skier

*8=(:           User is a blubbering idiot

.-(             User should have worn safety glasses

._)             User is suffering from Lorentz contractions

G-(             User is a scuba diver with a broken mask

8-{)            User is has glasses and a moustache

8===>           User is a dickhead

: (             User is a leper

:-( )           User has had toes stepped on
		Shocked

:-(=            User has buck teeth

:-) :-( :-) :-( manic depressive

:-)>-o          User is a doctor with stethoscope

:-)K-           User is wearing shirt and tie

>:-@            User is extremely angry

:-@%$#          User is swearing

:-G-~           User is smoking cigarettes

:-O>-[o]        User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera)

:-P*            User is spitting out its chewing tobacco

>:-t            User is cross

>;-('           User is is so mad that s/he is spitting

%-(             User is a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up

={:-)]          User is in a bottle

=:-#(           User is punk rocker with a mustache

(:-H            User is football player

==:%(==         User is has been railroaded

>-<             User is absolutely livid!!

=>B=)           User is a punk rocker

>:w)            User is making the nose-thumbing gesture

?:-)            User has wavy hair, parted on right

C:H             User is a football player

I8${}           User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)

K:-)            User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
		Simile with a graduation hat

R-(             User has broken glasses

@@@@@@:-)       User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

~(:-)           User is Homer Simpson

:-.             User has 'no comment'

~:o             User is a baby

~:@             User is a baby with a pacifier

:-C===8         User is giving or receiving a blowjob

:-)  (-: +  :-o o-: + :-Pd-:    Users in a kissing sequence

=-)             Sideways smily face

:-o zz z z Z  Z Bored

:^U             Turned face

:^Y             Turned poker face

:^r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)        

:^y             Turned smiling face                  

:^W             Turned face with tongue out          

:^"             Pursing lips                         

:-[]            Robot face                           

:-[#]           Smilie with braces                   

%)              Artistic face                        

C|:-)           Smilie with a bowler hat             

:-)=            Smilie with beard                    

|-Q             Smoking and yelling chinese          

!8-)            nerd with combed hair                

B-]             Batman smiley                        

K-[             Batman with eyes poked out           

=^-^=           Cat smile

[:~~~~>)#####   Jewish guy smiling

[:~~~~>o#####   Jewish guy reading tora

|:/             Constipated

:-+             User with too much lipstick

:-*|            User with moustache

:-=(            Hitler user

8-(:-}          Matt user with propeller beanie

:-h             User with forked tongue

:-)B            User with large breasts

(*):            I Cyclops user

*8-I            Nerd user

*X-I            Dead nerd user

=(:-)           Punk user

:::-)           ElephantmanUser

._/             Squashed user

 -:             User up-side down with a brick in his mouth

:-)I            User on the town

8-)*---         Miami Vice user

{{:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

}}:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

@:-\            Elvis

___m_oo_m___            Spying at the wall
 
___m_OO_m___            REALLY spying at the wall
 
___m_+o+_m___           Clown spying at the wall
 
^^m^^oo^^m^^^           Spying at the wall with nails
 
__mmmm_oo_mmmm__        Octopus spying at the wall
 
__\/_oo_\/__            Crab spying at the wall
 
____V@_____             Snail spying at the wall
 
__m_(-O-)_m__           Koala spying at the wall
 
__m_.(%)._m__           Yet another pig spying at the wall
 
______,________         Yet another ant spying at the wall
 
_____,P________         Ant with banner spying
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___        Ants marching and spying at the wall
 
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___       Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall
 
____________            Invisible Man spying at the wall
 
__m__(((..)__m__        "Monica" spying at the wall
 
___m_--_m___            Chinese spying at the wall
 
__m____m___             Dwarf spying at the wall
 
___m_O_m___             Cyclops spying at the wall
 
___m_@^@_m___           Man with glasses spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_         Twins spying at the wall
 
_m_oo_mm_oo_m_          Siamese Twins spying at the wall
 
--m--xx--m--            Dead cartoon spying at the wall
 
__m_oo_?__              Cap. Hook spying at the wall
 
__m_oo__                One-handed spying at the wall

&-r            tearful user sticking tongue out

<8-*            surprised user eating something bitter

(Bo/            egg-head-skeptical user using glasses

{:0             orator user wearing a toupee

}::-?           user wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses 
			and smoking a pipe

B:*/            drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head

*^O             crazy-big-mouth user

OOOO-{I         Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache

<:@0            pig-nose-orator user.

<8-~)           swimmer user with a cold and smiling

>|*b            drunk user pointing the tongue out

@0-(            scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban

(:-~I           egg-head user with a cold

(B:o#           egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces

*.-)            one-eye-only user smiling

~~0{            scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning

<:-}            happy user

OOOOBc~         Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling

OOOO:@[         pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user

(8*<            egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user

O 8)            angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling

<;-{(           sad user crying and using a mustache

*!#^!*|o#       schizophrenic user wearing braces

<0*c            cyclops-drunk-unhappy user

~~:-w           user burning and speaking with forked tongue

+-8-(           religious-sad user wearing sunglasses

<:-@  8-        male user screaming

[B-~[           vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold

*!#^!*,-{\      schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user 
			using a mustache

<:-)  >-        female user smiling

*(              crazy user frowning

>8-<            devilish-surprised-mad user

::-{}           user using normal glasses and wearing lipstick

+-B:p           religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing 
			the tongue out

}0*O            cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft

+-:-/           religious-undecided user

@::-x           user wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing

3:)             pet user smiling

*!#^!*:@[       pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user

@,^V            one-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting

:*(@)           drunk user shouting

<.(@)           one-eye-only user shouting

<8-{D           happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache

|-~b            user with a cold and pointing the tongue out

*!#^!*|oO       schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring

@8[             surprised-vampire user wearing a turban

<:)             user smiling

<&-I            fool-tearful user
 
>-",",","-)D>   A fish.  (?)
 
__/\o_          A swimmer.  (?)
 
/\o/\           A spider.  (?)
 
/\_/\           A mountain range.  (?)
 
^+^             Sideways Smiley Variation (?)
 
\,/             A grin.  (?)
 
/'\             A mountain.  (?)
 
/~'v'~\         Girl with pigtails.  (?)
 
(~v~)           Sideways Smiley Variation  (?)
 
=^.^=           A cat smiley.  (?)
 
-,-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)
 
-.-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)
 
\/              A grin.  (?)
 
~=o  oOo  oOo  o@=<     (?)

ooo  O\O  ooo           KILROY!                                        
							   
ooo  *\*  ooo           maybe;  (probably needs a wall)                
									       
__m_(OuO)_m__           with a wall. (some tty has nice 0's)           
									       
--ooo-------ooo--       hanged at the other side of the wall ...      



Disclaimer:  Please note that I am only the compiler of this list, NOT the
creator.  I merely compiled all of the available smileys and other 1-line
symbols together without changing the drawings or descriptions.  I am not
responsible for the accuracy of the drawings or the appropriateness of their
interpretations.  If you find any of the material contained here offensive
or inappropriate, do not blame me -- none of it is my creation.  However,
in the few cases where a smiley has come without a definition, I have added 
one that seemed appropriate.  But, since I did not create the smileys, I
don't know if the descriptions I have added are accurate.  My added 
descriptions are designated with a (?) after it and are currently only on 
smileys at the very end of the list.